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Wo Hamara Pappu Le Aaya Hai

Pappu Ki Maa – Aji sunte ho, baju wali Pinky 99% marks lekar class mein first aai hai ?

Pappu ke papa – Achchha ! baki ke 1% marks kahaa gaye ?

Pappu Ki Maa – Wo hamara Pappu le aaya hai … !!!

Pappu, batao. ‘Eiffel Tower’ kidhar hai ?

Teacher: Pappu, batao. ‘Eiffel Tower’ kidhar hai?Pappu: TV mein. Maine kal hi tv pe dekha.

Teacher: Kambakht. Mein city ki baat kar raha hoon…city ki. Woh ‘paris’ mein hai.Pappu: Sorry sir.
Teacher: Ab batao ki ‘niagara falls’ kidhar hai?Pappu: Mere mobile mein. Dekho yeh photo!
Teacher: Arey badmash. Mein country ki baat kar raha hoon country ki.Pappu: Sorry sir.
Teacher: Yeh batao ki ‘statue of liberty’ kidhar hai? Aur iska jawab theek se dena.Pappu: Paani mein!

Toh aapko bolna chaahiye ki hotel ya maqbara?

Teacher: Pappu, Taj kaun se shahar me hai.

Pappu: Mumbai mein.
Teacher: Arre murakh, Taj to Agra mein hai, bewakoof kahi ka!
Pappu: Toh aapko bolna chaahiye ki hotel ya maqbara?

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